Now let’s see:

I could read this column by David Suzuki, which contains praise for Cuban organic agriculture powered by “human muscles”, and hails the wonders of Soviet science (I swear I’m not kidding)…

or

I could stick my tongue in a blender.

sigh

I’m weawwy goinng o miff my ‘ung, bu’, come ohn, yike I’m goinng to wead shum piece of crap from Avi’ Shushuki!!

(shanks to “Back Off Govami’” fo’ makinng me brendeh my ‘ung)