You are NOT going to believe this, but it looks like the Liberal Party may have been accepting kickbacks! You know, sleazy backdoor payouts of huge sums of tax money, paid out to ad firms in Quebec! True story!

It’s even in the news today. Interestingly enough, it looks like the Liberal kickback-hose sprayed around so incontinently, even the separatists took some of the wad right on the chin.

For me, I’m shocked. I mean, who knew there was this huge kickback scheme operating? Bizarre. Still, now that it’s been published by a Major News Source (okay, so it’s Sun Media, but still!), I guess we can be allowed to think about it.

Huh.

Bizarre.

Next I bet you’re going to tell me there’s some sort of “lockout” affecting some sort of “NHL” thingy or something.